WELCOME TO THE UPDATED VERSION OF KITANNNA'S DOMAIN
NEXT TIME WHEN SOMEONE SAYS "U DUNNO JACK SCHITT..."
THIS IS THE STORY
Jack Schitt is the only son of O.Schitt and Awe Schitt. O.Schitt, the fertilizer manate, married Awe Schitt, who later ran the Kneedeep Inn-Schitt. Jack Schitt eventually married Noe Schitt, and together they produced six children.
Sadly their first child, Holy Schitt, passed on shortly after birth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Then came their two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt. their last child, a son, was named Bull.
As time went on, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. Twin brother Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt, and gave birth to a son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Horace Schitt.
Bull Schitt recently married a spicy number, Pisa Schitt and they are awaiting the birth of their first child, Baby Schitt.
So the next time anyone tells you that you dunno Jack Schitt, you can tell them that not only do you know Jack Schitt but his entire family as well!!!!!!
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